http://www.commonsenseconspiracy.com/2014/09/you-guessed-it-ice-bucket-challenge-is-illuminati-inspired-satanic-ritual/

Crazies abound. I got a message on my You Tube post that since * I * did the ALS icebucket challenge I gave or sold my soul to Satan & that its all an Illuminati plot. They're even trying to put the blame on Oprah & Bill Gates. AND they're even blaming the deaths of Paul Walker, Robin Wlliams & now Joan Rivers on the Illuminati. And saying that because Oprah says " In the name of ALS " in the video below that she's really calling on Asmodeus, Lucifer and Satan.





I do blame her for boring tv programming on her show and network.
And for the thosands of women who followed her in a cult-like frenzy.

They can't seem to make up their minds. Is it Satan's fault or the Illuminati's ?

Or maybe both.

Oh, those Illuminati work fast, don't they ? They seem to have a bigger network & are even stealthier than The Men In Black of UFO fame.

http://www.jewishanswers.org/ask-the-rabbi-2566/the-jewish-view-of-satan/?p=2566


What a crock.

http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/13219-satan

First of all I'm Jewish. We don't do baptisms.

Second, I've been pronounced dead twice and may have died a 3rd time when I was once electrocuted and was out cold for an hour. If Satan was going to get my soul. he'd have done it then and he hasn't. If I were to do a baptism, I'd do it in something more dignified than a former bucket which once held dill pickles. And I wouldn't use a champagne bucket like Bill Shatner did either. I've always thought there is a reason why I didn't die though I don't know what it is. Maybe its all intend for me to annoy the haters or arch liberals or to poke fun at people who are fatuous, I don't know.

Third, the Illuminati were disbanded to a man 300 + years ago.

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

Fourth, I question the exsistance of Satan as do some rabbis.  Some believe its not a person at all but a metaphor for evil. It's only mentioned once in the Torah but is mentioned later in the Old Testament.

Christian fundamentalists are obsessed with Satan and claim his influence is everywhere. I once had a lady I knew who owned a bakery tell me that she would not let her children play A D & D because it was Satanic & even told me she wouldn't go into Sacramento's Arden Fair Mall because it had an Egyptian based motif with statues of the Egyptian cat worshipped by the ancients.

She made the best cinnamon rolls ever but her bakery went under, in part, because she opened it in a side of Town & Country Village that had little foot traffic. ( A shopping site whose charm has been ruined by big block buildings. They haven't managed to screw with the classic look of the quaint looking one in Palo Alto on El Camino Real. ).

I guess her business failure must also be the fault of Satan as well.
Either that or Satan doesn't like pastries.

Or she offended Bastet, the Egyptian goddes of cats, protection, joy, dance, music and love.










Ever wonder WHY Christian and Muslim fundamentalist types seem to hate dancing, music & expressions of joy and love ?

Maybe they're all secretly cat haters deep down in their tormented souls.

Or maybe Satan secretly hates cats as well.

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastet


http://www.judaism.about.com/od/judaismbasics/a/jewishbeliefsatan.htm

Fifth, the religious whacko types don't like this because :

a ) Many of them are like intolerant Imams. They hate to see anyone have fun.

b) They hate it because the ALS Foundation supports stem cell research.

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