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Admin · 2/22/2014 3:59 pm

Why does Art Bell think Canadians are tastier than other people including Americans ?

Is it a Canadian plot ?

Better diet ?

Or all the machinizations of the separitis Quebeqois or those in Nova Scotia & in other provinces who also wish to secede and form their own countries ?

Or all Stanton Friedmann's secret UFO plot ? ( He lives in Nova Scotia, surrounded by millions of moose. ).

And ... if you eat a Canadian, how do you cook one and do you eat one all at once ?

Is there a wine to go with eating your Canadian or does one drink American beer or Labatt's, Moosehead or some other Canadian swill ?

And the other question that must be asked.

Why didn't Canadians just become Americans when they had the chance ?

Twice.

And my personal beef with Candians.

What numbskull decided to change the NICE name of Port Credit to Mississauga City ?

I could SPELL and type Port Credit.

I loved Port Credit when it was a small town in the 1950's & 1960's. I was a jr lifeguard there every summer.

tastycanadian · 2/22/2014 4:24 pm

Could be our superior gene pool.

Admin · 2/22/2014 7:16 pm

tastycanadian wrote:
Could be our superior gene pool.

Mr.Canadian or should I call you Mister Tasty ?
Just how DEEP * IS * that gene pool ?
And is it comprised of people from only English stock ?
Or are there other Canadians involved and maybe even a few stray atoms of wendigo or sasquatch in the mix for EXTRA flavor enhancement ?
Gourmands on THIS side of the border want to know.
Several other questions.
Do the tasty Canadians still all listen to CHUM ? ( Not what non Toronto people think it is ).
Are there Tasty Canadian all you can eat buffets for visitors once you cross the border and head towards Hamilton ?
Is there a Tasty Canadian MRE ?
And is it enhanced with either bacon or maple syrup ?
And a hockey stick ?
Or beer ?
And do they partake of adult drugs like the Mayor for even more tastier textures ?
If you eat a tasty Canadian who just took a hit on a bong, does he or she taste better ?
Are vegetarian Tasty Canadians who are into organic better tasting as well ?
And which spices do you use to enhance the flavor of a tasty Canadian ?
Or is the flesh so tender that it is not needed ?
Perhaps AB knows all and is not telling us.
Only time will tell.

Casio · 2/23/2014 10:20 am

I think its all the maple syrup they eat... It gets into them... makes the meat good...

tastycanadian · 2/23/2014 1:10 pm

hahaha good post! I wish I had some sasquatch DNA in me that would be pretty cool.

And we only Tastier to aliens, i dunno how we rate on the cannibalism scale. Maybe Noory could do an episode on best ways to cook a canadian.

Admin · 2/24/2014 4:28 am

tastycanadian wrote:
hahaha good post! I wish I had some sasquatch DNA in me that would be pretty cool.

And we only Tastier to aliens, i dunno how we rate on the cannibalism scale. Maybe Noory could do an episode on best ways to cook a canadian.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/stations/canada

Above link is the list of stations in Canada that carry Coast.
The one near Toronto is in London.

Get some of your fellow Canadians to join the forum. Maybe some of them have seen a bigfoot or a Sasquatch and could tell their stories.

Hmm, 101 uses for a dead Canadian ?

Speed bumps on the QEW.
Logs for trout fishermen to sit on.
Stop weights for bungee jumpers.
Hollow out their heads and use them for maple tree taps.
Curb stops at shopping centers.
Ballast on Canadian freighters.

http://www.chumfm.com/

Used to listen to Chum all summer every time we went to Canada. Didn't know they went to FM.
Only Canadian station I know about.

Are there still rainbow trout in Lake Ontario ? Used to fish for them with my Uncle Siegfried.
MY gf loves trout, haven't had any for a while. I like to bake them.

Found the above link out on the web.

http://losangeleslistener.blogspot.com/2013/09/i-have-rotten-tomatoes-to-thank-for.html
I like his slogan.

Admin · 2/24/2014 4:59 am

tastycanadian wrote:
hahaha good post! I wish I had some sasquatch DNA in me that would be pretty cool.

And we only Tastier to aliens, i dunno how we rate on the cannibalism scale. Maybe Noory could do an episode on best ways to cook a canadian.